You Never Know: Gerber's Apocalypse Kit

Go ahead and say it: "That only happens in movies." That's when they get you. It's like saying "bloody Mary" in a mirror three times, you're asking for it.

Sure, a zombie apocalypse probably won't happen.  

But it might. 

 And if it does, bladesmith Gerber's got you covered with their Apocalypse line of cutting tools (including three different machetes) to help you chop your way through the horde.

"But what about guns?" 

Pah. Gunshots draw attention, heads are small targets, and blades don't run out of ammo.

I love the fact that there's a gear company out there that takes the hypothetical into consideration and comesup with a kit that has zombie hunter written all over it. Well done, Gerber.

The Apocalypse Kit is no longer available, but you can pick up each piece one at a time at Gerbergear.com.  Prices range from $21 to $69.